The world-renowned female heroine pilot Amelia Earhart returned to America this week after the American government declared her missing over fifty years ago. The One hundred forty seven year old pilot was asked to account for her whereabouts for the last seventy years at a press conference on Friday. Amelia reported the following:
“I made a few wrong turns and I visited a friend in Turkey and then bam before you know it seventy years passed so I figured that I should return to America.”
Unfortunately during the press conference Amelia Earhart died when she slipped on a banana peal. So I guess we as Americans can finally conclude that Amelia Earhart is certainly dead. Glad that’s solved.