The Ten Worst Things To Say In A Greeting Card (Article)
Holiday Card:
I LOVE YOU….Like a brother.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Wedding Invitation:
You’re Cordially Invited: …..Because my friends from Denver couldn’t make it and we had room for a few more.
Ramadan Greeting:
Happy Your Version Of Christmas!
Birthday Greeting:
Thought you were dead. Glad your not. Happy Birthday!
New Baby:
It’s a girl…..Better luck next time!
Graduation:
Party’s over. Welcome to hell.
Anniversary:
Ten happy years!
Happy twenty-fifth anniversary!
Just Because:
I hope this might help me get you into bed.
Child’s Birthday:
Happy Birthday College Roommate’s Kid.
I’ll never know your name.
Condolences:
Sorry for your loss…. Speaking of loss I left a red scarf behind at the funeral. Please let me know if you found it.


