by Mike Siscoe

While the rest of the world may be down on Mel Gibson, except his girlfriend (BA-DA ZING), I’ve come to respect the man. Hear me out. The man has taken a negative moment in his life, and turned into a source of inspiration for all. The man is an actor, writer, director, and now, we can poet and artist to that list. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

“LOVE IS… According to Mel Gibson”

LOVE IS…

Telling her she doesn’t count. She’s a whore.

LOVE IS…

Helping her dig a rose garden, and putting her in it.

LOVE IS…

Getting blown BEFORE you get in the Jaccuzzi.

LOVE IS…

Choking her or taking a baseball bat to her head.

LOVE IS…

Counting the number of people you want to rape her.

From the bottom of every comic’s heart, Mel, let me be the first to say ‘Thank You. Thanks for just being you.’ Whatever you do, for the love of your God, don’t stop drinking. The world is a much funnier place with you in it… drunk.