Articles in Rob & Adam
by Rob Asaro
(Hattisburg, MS) Brett Favre spoke to the media Wednesday about his decision to retire from training camp two years ago. Is it hard? Sure. Do I wish I could suit up every once …
by Rob Asaro
Holiday Card:
I LOVE YOU….Like a brother.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Wedding Invitation:
You’re Cordially Invited: …..Because my friends from Denver couldn’t make it and we had room for a few more.
Ramadan Greeting:
Happy Your Version Of Christmas!
Birthday Greeting:
Thought …
by Rob Asaro
(Cleveland, Ohio) This week the omnipotent all-powerful being and creature of the universe, “GOD” informed Cleveland he will be leaving. He held a press conference on Saturday to discuss his move not even …
by Rob Asaro
Fundamental Terrorist Looking For Weekend Thing
I am a busy man with a schedule Allah would not envy. Here’s the deal, my job is stressful. Plotting against America, and hatred for the infidels can …
by Rob Asaro
For years America has tolerated a vile strain, threatening our very way of life: Bees. They are a force worse than oil, terrorism, reality tv and drugs combined. Scientists claim they are a …
by Rob Asaro
A few weeks ago I pulled together a bunch of Concerned Citizens Ready To Help The Gulf Coast (B.O.C.C.R.T.H.T.G.C). Our plan was simple, travel to England and demand a public apology from BP …
by Rob Asaro
For years Max Gingham, has written blockbuster hits, such as “Superhero 3,” and “My Big Fat Ethnic Family,” following every convention known in the Hollywood world. Gingham has become one of the most …
by Rob Asaro
Upon reflection and after hours spent assessing yesterdays unfortunate situation, I have decided to offer a deep heartfelt apology about the “Punching Incident.” Though I accept full responsibility for my actions I would …
On this Presidents Day we look back at the achievements of those who led the highest office.
1739- President Washington, commits a murder then a chops down a cherry tree to draw attention away from …
by Rob Asaro
I’ve been compiling a list of regrets for sometime here are some of the juicier nuggets from the past few years in Rob. These are 100 percent true, or maybe some are made …
by Rob Asaro a.k.a. Clause Moojolamaker
I’m sorry; let me see if I got this straight. You want me to WILLINGLY sacrifice my freedom, coffee shop time and mind to a relationship. I don’t understand. Why …
