Theory: The Mega-Rich Are Actually People From The Future (Article)
March 9, 2010 – 10:36 am | No Comment

by Mary  Iampietro
Remember in Back to the Future 2 when old Biff travels back in time to give young Biff the sports book with all the winning scores in it and he gets crazy rich …

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Theory: The Mega-Rich Are Actually People From The Future (Article)
March 9, 2010 – 10:36 am | No Comment

the_eye_of_futureby Mary  Iampietro

Remember in Back to the Future 2 when old Biff travels back in time to give young Biff the sports book with all the winning scores in it and he gets crazy rich and buys the town?  Well, it wasn’t just fiction.  Branson, Gates, all the billionaires you know are actually from the future.  There’s no way someone can have that much money without knowing what’s going to happen.  CDs to airlines to space travel, that’s some future shit right there.  You think Branson is just some crazy risk taker whose gambles paid off?  Nobody gambles like that.  Not unless they know they’re going to win.  All that bungie jumping, hot air balloon crap? That’s because the dude knows he can’t die because he’s still alive in 2084 or wherever the fuck he really came from.  But those guys have had some failures too you might be saying.  That’s because they know how to play it cool.  You don’t just roll up on the past and drop a laptop on someone in the 70s.  They would lose their shit.  You have to build it up slow.  Make it look like you’re stealing from your peers.  Make people buy increasingly advanced products with shorter and shorter lifespans so they don’t realize they’ve bought 4 of the same thing in 3 years.  Because that makes sense.  What other explanation can there be for someone having a net worth of 40 billion dollars? 

I’m going to write that out in zeros.  $40,000,000,000.00.  Here’s how much money I have in my wallet right now, $4.00.  You think you can make a billion dollars with a base intellect, a lifetime of hard work and little luck?  No, you can’t.  Otherwise every sucker who went to college would be a billionaire.  Bill Gates didn’t even finish college!  Why waste your time with that shit when you already know how you’re going to make a ton of money?  These guys are future people living among us getting filthy rich off our ignorance.  I say we form on olde tyme mob (pitchforks and all) and force them to tell us everything they know about the future so I can have a hoverboard or a cure for cancer already.

Box Office Results- First Week of March (Audio)
March 8, 2010 – 10:40 am | No Comment
Box Office Results- First Week of March (Audio)

Listen to this weeks box office results with Jimmy JJ Johnson!
-Adam Hamway

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Oscar Speech Nightmare (Video)
March 4, 2010 – 9:13 am | One Comment
Oscar Speech Nightmare (Video)

I can’t belive this happened to Mavis!
-Chocolate Cake City

Oscar Speech Nightmare from ChocolateCakeCityNY on Vimeo.

Box Office Results- 4th Week of February (Audio)
March 1, 2010 – 10:01 am | No Comment
Box Office Results- 4th Week of February (Audio)

Listen to this weeks box office results with Jimmy JJ Johnson!
-Adam Hamway

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On This Day In History…(Article)
February 27, 2010 – 12:00 am | No Comment
On This Day In History…(Article)

February 27th 
by Michael Notarile

Boys & girls, Ladies and Gentlegerms, welcome to the greatest history lesson around.  Let’s take a glance back and see what’s happened on today’s date and the lesson history has taught us.  …

“Are You Stupid?” Speedskater is Stupid (Article)
February 25, 2010 – 12:00 am | No Comment
“Are You Stupid?” Speedskater is Stupid (Article)

by Mary  Iampietro
Sven Kramer, the speedskater previously known for asking a NBC news reporter if she was stupid has now proven that he, himself, is stupid.  Kramer, who was on his way to another gold …

Box Office Results- 3rd Week of February (Audio)
February 22, 2010 – 10:01 am | No Comment
Box Office Results- 3rd Week of February (Audio)

Listen to this weeks box office results with Jimmy JJ Johnson!
-Adam Hamway

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On This Day In History…(Article)
February 20, 2010 – 12:00 am | No Comment
On This Day In History…(Article)

February 20th

by Michael Notarile
Boys & girls, Ladies and Gentlegerms, welcome to the greatest history lesson around.  Let’s take a glance back and see what’s happened on today’s date and the lesson history has taught us.  …

Barkley & Fogle Set For Taco Bell-Subway UFC Cage Match (Article)
February 17, 2010 – 10:50 am | No Comment
Barkley & Fogle Set For Taco Bell-Subway UFC Cage Match (Article)

LOS ANGELES – It’s Fat versus Fit. Fried versus Fresh. And Large versus Once Large.
Charles Barkley and Jared Fogle are facing off.
 Barkley is intent on making Fogle eat his words.
The NBA Hall of Famer and …

Box Office Results- Second Week of February 2010 (Audio)
February 16, 2010 – 10:20 am | No Comment
Box Office Results- Second Week of February 2010 (Audio)

Listen to this weeks box office results with Jimmy JJ Johnson!
-Adam Hamway

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Celebrating Presidents Day (Article)
February 15, 2010 – 12:31 pm | No Comment
Celebrating Presidents Day (Article)

On this Presidents Day we look back at the achievements of those who led the highest office.
1739- President Washington, commits a murder then a chops down a cherry tree to draw attention away from …

On This Day In History…(Article)
February 13, 2010 – 12:00 am | No Comment
On This Day In History…(Article)

February 13th

by Mike Notarile
Boys & girls, Ladies and Gentlegerms, welcome to the greatest history lesson around.  Let’s take a glance back and see what’s happened on today’s date and the lesson history has taught us.  …

My Regrets: Part 2 (Article)
February 11, 2010 – 12:00 am | No Comment
My Regrets: Part 2 (Article)

by Rob Asaro
I’ve been compiling a list of regrets for sometime here are some of the juicier nuggets from the past few years in Rob. These are 100 percent true, or maybe some are made …