911 Call: Attacked by a Turtle (Audio)
October 11, 2011 – 12:31 pm | No Comment

-Adam Hamway & Jackie Resciniti

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911 Call: Attacked by a Turtle (Audio)
October 11, 2011 – 12:31 pm | No Comment

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-Adam Hamway & Jackie Resciniti

Matthew McConaughey Has The Face Of A Turtle (Picture)
March 17, 2011 – 2:45 pm | No Comment
Matthew McConaughey Has The Face Of A Turtle (Picture)

While looking at the poster for Matthew McConaughey’s new film “Lincoln Lawyer”, I realized Matthew looks a lot like a turtle.  Odd shaped head and long neck.  Very attractive man don’t get me wrong. I just think he looks like a turtle.  -Adam Hamway

Failed Cop Shows (Video)
February 11, 2011 – 10:28 am | No Comment
Failed Cop Shows (Video)

Here is a video of some cop shows that never made it to TV.  Its a shame. Failed Cop Shows from ChocolateCakeCityNY on Vimeo.

Osama Bin Laden To Open A Roy Rogers In Times Square
January 25, 2011 – 1:37 pm | One Comment
Osama Bin Laden To Open A Roy Rogers In Times Square

by Rob Asaro    As if tempers weren’t running high enough in Manhattan these day over the mosque controversy, it was announced on Wednesday that Roy Rogers was making a come back to Time Square via: Osama Bin Laden (the terrorist.)    New Yorker Wes Caldwell welcomes a Roy Rogers but wonders what many New [...]

Snooki Looks Like a Potato
January 21, 2011 – 11:57 am | No Comment
Snooki Looks Like a Potato

I just realized today that Snooki looks like a potato.  -Adam Hamway               (Actual Size!)

Dear IKEA, I HATE YOU!!!
January 20, 2011 – 10:52 am | No Comment
Dear IKEA, I HATE YOU!!!

Dear IKEA, I HATE YOU! I dont understand you! Why are you 4 different places… YOU HAVE IDENTITY ISSUES! 1) You are a “showroom” where you cant grab stuff off the shelf when you find something you like. 2) You are a “mini-golf course” because I feel I am mini-golfing since I have to use [...]

I used to go to Psychics. . .
January 19, 2011 – 12:56 pm | No Comment
I used to go to Psychics. . .

I used to go to Psychics because I wanted answers as to when/if I’d become one of the greatest performers of the 21st century but also because I had (still do) a huge preoccupation with becoming extraordinary and living a rare live of marked distinction. Unfortunately,  the psychics never had anything good to say. The [...]

Attractive Men and Women Generally Have Higher Iqs…
January 18, 2011 – 9:58 am | No Comment
Attractive Men and Women Generally Have Higher Iqs…

Is that so… In a recent study conducted by researchers at the London School of Economics, attractive men and women generally have higher Iq’s.  What they didn’t say was that “generally”  they lack common sense.  And some lack both. Photo examples to support my case are below:                 You [...]

Funny Photo of The Day!
January 1, 2011 – 12:00 am | One Comment
Funny Photo of The Day!
Box Office Results- 2nd Week of September (Audio)
September 13, 2010 – 11:59 am | No Comment
Box Office Results- 2nd Week of September (Audio)

Listen to this weeks box office results with Jimmy JJ Johnson! -Adam Hamway

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Jew vs Catholic Commercial #2
September 1, 2010 – 1:13 am | No Comment
Jew vs Catholic Commercial #2

This is a commercial parody of the Mac vs PC commercials. In no way is it intended to be offensive. It is a play on stereotypes. YAY! Enjoy! Jew vs Catholic Commercial #2 from ChocolateCakeCityNY on Vimeo.

BECK 101 (Article)
August 31, 2010 – 10:43 am | 3 Comments
BECK 101 (Article)

by Mike Siscoe In case you were hiding under a rock this weekend, you may have missed the swelling masses, igniting America’s passion and restoring America’s honor this weekend at the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. And by swelling masses, I mean a mere 80 some odd thousand or so. And by restoring America’s honor, [...]

My Name is Jenn and I Bought the Shake Weight (Article)
August 20, 2010 – 10:11 am | 3 Comments
My Name is Jenn and I Bought the Shake Weight (Article)

by Jenn Palumbo   My name is Jenn and I bought the Shake Weight®. There. I said it.   For those of you who don’t own a television and/or reside under a rock in some far off place, the Shake Weight® is a piece of exercise equipment that promises to shape and tone your arms, [...]