Favre Reflects On Retirement From Training Camp (Article)
July 29, 2010 – 10:14 am | No Comment

by Rob Asaro
(Hattisburg, MS) Brett Favre spoke to the media Wednesday about his decision to retire from training camp two years ago. Is it hard? Sure. Do I wish I could suit up every once …

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Favre Reflects On Retirement From Training Camp (Article)
July 29, 2010 – 10:14 am | No Comment

brettby Rob Asaro

(Hattisburg, MS) Brett Favre spoke to the media Wednesday about his decision to retire from training camp two years ago. Is it hard? Sure. Do I wish I could suit up every once in a while and run some drills, yeah, but ultimately, I’m happy with the decision I’ve made and plan on staying retired from training camp. Favre was questioned about rumors concerning a possible return to training camp. “Ridiculous. Absolutely not. I am retired….from training camp.”

He continued, “I miss the guys, but I’ll have to wait ’til September I suppose. Would it be nice to bond with young players and perhaps get on the same page with my offense, of course that would be nice, but I have to face the facts that I’m a 40 year old Quarterback. What other choice do I have?”

Speculations have been made that he may retire for the regular season, he spoke to that with obvious emotion. “I know that sooner or later  I will have to retire from the regular season.Will it be hard to come into the lineup in January, sure, especially after Christmas vacation, but that’s just the natural progression of things. The time will come when I just have to say I’m retiring until the Superbowl. That time is not too far off. But for now I take solace in the fact that I get to play football come September,” He then turned to the media adding with an ironic laugh: “You know if I my leg ankle feels better.”

The Ten Worst Things To Say In A Greeting Card (Article)
July 27, 2010 – 12:00 am | No Comment
The Ten Worst Things To Say In A Greeting Card (Article)

by Rob Asaro

Holiday Card:
I LOVE YOU….Like a brother.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
 
Wedding Invitation:
You’re Cordially Invited: …..Because my friends from Denver couldn’t make it and we had room for a few more.
 
Ramadan Greeting:
Happy Your Version Of Christmas!
 
Birthday Greeting:
Thought …

Levi and Bristol: Back like V.D. (Article)
July 21, 2010 – 10:21 am | One Comment
Levi and Bristol: Back like V.D. (Article)

by Jenn Palumbo
 
I have to be honest – when I decided to write about Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin getting engaged, I had to muster up the energy to care. When I saw the US …

LOVE IS… According to Mel Gibson (Article)
July 20, 2010 – 12:00 am | One Comment
LOVE IS… According to Mel Gibson (Article)

by Mike Siscoe
While the rest of the world may be down on Mel Gibson, except his girlfriend (BA-DA ZING), I’ve come to respect the man. Hear me out. The man has taken a negative moment …

Box Office Results- Second Week of July (Audio)
July 19, 2010 – 10:08 am | No Comment
Box Office Results- Second Week of July (Audio)

Listen to this weeks box office results with Jimmy JJ Johnson!
-Adam Hamway

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An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan (Article)
July 14, 2010 – 11:15 am | One Comment
An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan (Article)

Dear Lindsay:
I know you’ve had a messed up childhood. Your Dad is a tool, and your Mom is a media whore… blah, blah, blah. I will grant you that you weren’t given the tools to …

God Leaves Cleveland As Ohio Drops City (Article)
July 13, 2010 – 7:12 am | No Comment
God Leaves Cleveland As Ohio Drops City (Article)

by Rob Asaro
(Cleveland, Ohio) This week the omnipotent all-powerful being and creature of the universe, “GOD” informed Cleveland he will be leaving. He held a press conference on Saturday to discuss his move not even …

4th of July Dangers (Article)
July 2, 2010 – 12:00 am | No Comment
4th of July Dangers (Article)

by Mary Iampietro
 
Halloween may be known as the scariest holiday of the year but 4th of July is certainly the most dangerous.  Here are some ways you’re most likely to be injured this weekend.
1. Fireworks …

Team Jacob, Straight and Proud (Article)
June 30, 2010 – 12:00 am | 3 Comments
Team Jacob, Straight and Proud (Article)

by Mike Siscoe
If there is one thing that can tear apart a relationship quicker than infidelity, your spouse’s Ed Hardy collection, or a Chris Brown sucker punch, it’s when your wife is on Team Edward, …

The Entertainment News Roundup! (Article)
June 29, 2010 – 12:00 am | One Comment
The Entertainment News Roundup! (Article)

by Jenn Palumbo
Whenever I should be doing something important, I tend to put it off by surfing the internet to see what Entertainment News is out there. I enjoy reading about who’s breaking up with …

This Weeks Featured Personal Ads (Article)
June 25, 2010 – 11:30 am | No Comment
This Weeks Featured Personal Ads (Article)

by Rob Asaro
Fundamental Terrorist Looking For Weekend Thing
 
I am a busy man with a schedule Allah would not envy. Here’s the deal, my job is stressful. Plotting against America, and hatred for the infidels can …

39 And Done (Article)
June 23, 2010 – 6:05 am | No Comment
39 And Done (Article)

by Mike Siscoe

I just turned 39 and had to realize all of my childhood dreams are now gone. I’m never going to pitch in the World Series. I’m never going to win the Super Bowl. …

My War On Bees (Article)
June 22, 2010 – 9:15 am | One Comment
My War On Bees (Article)

by Rob Asaro
For years America has tolerated a vile strain, threatening our very way of life: Bees. They are a force worse than oil, terrorism, reality tv and drugs combined. Scientists claim they are a …